euphoriabliss

You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.

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bobchik:

ethereal-algorhythm:

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Charlie: ” Can we talk about the mail, please Mac? I’m dying to talk about the mail with you all day, OK? Pepe Silvia; this name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day, Pepe’s mail is getting sent back to me. Pepe Silvia. Pepe Silvia. I look at the mail, well this WHOLE BOX IS PEPE SILVIA!!! So I say to myself ‘I gotta find this guy, I gotta go up to his office, I gotta put his mail in the guy’s goddamn hands, otherwise he’s never gonna get it, it’s gonna keep coming back down here.’ So I go up to Pepe’s office and what do I find out, Mac, WHAT DO I FIND OUT???…. There is no Pepe Silvia. The man does not exist, OK? So I decided ‘Awww shit, buddy I gotta dig a little deeper.’ There’s no Pepe Silvia, you gotta be KIDDING ME! I got BOXES full of PEPE!” – Season 4

ethereal-algorhythm:

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Charlie: ” Can we talk about the mail, please Mac? I’m dying to talk about the mail with you all day, OK? Pepe Silvia; this name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day, Pepe’s mail is getting sent back to me. Pepe Silvia. Pepe Silvia. I look at the mail, well this WHOLE BOX IS PEPE SILVIA!!! So I say to myself ‘I gotta find this guy, I gotta go up to his office, I gotta put his mail in the guy’s goddamn hands, otherwise he’s never gonna get it, it’s gonna keep coming back down here.’ So I go up to Pepe’s office and what do I find out, Mac, WHAT DO I FIND OUT???…. There is no Pepe Silvia. The man does not exist, OK? So I decided ‘Awww shit, buddy I gotta dig a little deeper.’ There’s no Pepe Silvia, you gotta be KIDDING ME! I got BOXES full of PEPE!” – Season 4

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12 months ago -

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entouragesubs:

The Gold counselling sessions are hilarious.

1 year ago -

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‘Newt Gingrich has no business talking about danger because he is putting other people in danger. Some people call that kind of a program a ‘chickenhawk’ and I think he falls into that category.’

Ron Paul (via ronpaulrevolution)

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We have it in our power to begin the world over again.

Thomas Paine (via tomberlachapeau)

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1 year ago -

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First, the Constitution does not authorize the Department of Education, and the founders never envisioned the federal government dictating those education policies.

Second, it is a huge bureaucracy that squanders our money. We send billions of dollars to Washington and get back less than we sent. The money would be much better off left in states and local communities rather than being squandered in Washington.

Finally, I think that the smallest level of government possible best performs education. Teachers, parents, and local community leaders should be making decisions about exactly how our children should be taught, not Washington bureaucrats.

The Department of Education has given us No Child Left Behind, massive unfunded mandates, indoctrination, and in some cases, forced medication of our children with psychotropic drugs. We should get rid of all of that and get those choices back in the hands of the people.

On November 14, 2008 Ron Paul said in a New York Times interview: (via itwasthebassthatgotme)

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1 year ago -

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R.I.P. to the illest.

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Charlie:	Guess who just found some investors for kitten mittens?
Dee:	I told you, people love stupid shit!
Charlie:	Why do you keep calling it stupid, though?
Dee:	It's really stupid. But people are stupid too, so...

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