A tumblr user has coined the term “gateway knives”. Now, I’ve seen it all.
One day, you’re just cutting butter:
And, then, all of a sudden:
My spirit animal.
Charlie: ” Can we talk about the mail, please Mac? I’m dying to talk about the mail with you all day, OK? Pepe Silvia; this name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day, Pepe’s mail is getting sent back to me. Pepe Silvia. Pepe Silvia. I look at the mail, well this WHOLE BOX IS PEPE SILVIA!!! So I say to myself ‘I gotta find this guy, I gotta go up to his office, I gotta put his mail in the guy’s goddamn hands, otherwise he’s never gonna get it, it’s gonna keep coming back down here.’ So I go up to Pepe’s office and what do I find out, Mac, WHAT DO I FIND OUT???…. There is no Pepe Silvia. The man does not exist, OK? So I decided ‘Awww shit, buddy I gotta dig a little deeper.’ There’s no Pepe Silvia, you gotta be KIDDING ME! I got BOXES full of PEPE!” – Season 4
Seriously, you guys..